好老實,我覺得隊長智上半場應該係我見過最差既半場,步頭唔爽得黎,仲好唔醒神。下半場件鬼仔麥基唔係佢果邊就好似好返。而佢身邊既思朗榮,早兩場都末段都會見佢真係莫哂,但今場好勁,末段係邊線狂推左好多次,而且仲有力做假腳!淨係果幾下來回都推左成百碼!
但係班前鋒實在浪費了太多機會,如「ESPN智將」黃興桂話齋,入唔到「燕梳球」好濕濟架嘛!完場時有罵戰睇,有港男(叔)喝罵洋妞。我就襯走時見安基斯係欄邊,叫左聲「Chris!」佢真係望過黎,我就對佢竪一竪「指公」呀下,佢笑笑口揮一揮手。其實我都嘗試過叫巴西中堅祖爾,但佢冇望我,其實我唔知佢個名點讀,我當佢英文咁讀架咋,Joel,咪當Billy Joel果個Joel咁讀架咋,西班牙文都仲可以扮下丫,葡文真係唔識。
有機會問一問隊長智先。係場入面叫下d「球星」其實幾過癮的,尤其當你叫佢,你見過果個暗爽既樣子(如果係女叫,仲要係索女,應該會明爽了)。記得有一場流浪,馮祺換入時,都有阿叔大嗌「馮祺」!佢都擰轉身揮一揮手呀下。
羅倫士被換走時直入更衣室,路經大埔球迷區前被柴台,佢笑笑口咁,佢全場都已經一直咁樣笑,唔鬼知佢乜意思了。我其實有少少衝動大叫「Lawrence!good game!」串佢,因為佢今日真係踢得好屎。
但問題係,以羅倫士既身型,係可以隨時徒手將我分屍的。
咁當然,我隊長智行近時我亦有叫佢啦下。
呵欠。
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Tomorrow Never Knows
快畢業禮了,為了「隆重其事」,我也只好去理一理髮。
回家的路走得有點長,為的是要到銀行櫃員機提點錢。如果說畢業禮是人生的一個理程碑,象徵著我已經走進人生的另一個階段,我想它亦象徵著我到銀行提錢的一個新意義 — 因為有時要提些錢給母親大人當家去。
都十一月了,天氣仍然很熱。不過,即使大氣的溫度居高不下,我們還有其他方向知道冬天都要到來了。看,天色在這麼早的時間已經陰暗起來。
走在路上,人不算多,但應該都是我的「街坊」吧?看到兩名學生情侶扭在一起的走,迎面而來的則是一家老少,一個小孩在跑跑跳跳,一個年青人與我一樣戴著耳筒孤身一人,籃球賽裡有一大群人在打球,公園內則一班老伯則圍在一起捉棋,大家都有著自己的生活,活在人生的不同階段。我突然想起來,原來我已經記不起自己是如何活在這一天的。我知道我在那裡讀過書,幹過些甚麼,遇過的人的名字。但,我已經再記不起小時候每天在舊街上走來走去,跟隔壁店鋪的那個小孩玩玩具的日子感覺如何、也不記得每個星期六、日到籃球場打球的日子、在中學胡胡鬧鬧又一天、甚至是大學的下午茶餐,好像也記不起來了。
說真的,不是為文做情,我很久沒冇吃那炸雞脾了。
不知道明天,總希望自己可以記著昨天吧。
但原來這也不太容易。
「人類是多麼可悲的生物 只要還活著便會遺忘
不管是被愛時的喜悅 或是寂寞的過去」
那麼就更難要求別人替自己記著昨天了。迎面而來的人,又怎會知道我在夜幕低垂、街燈映照下聽著Mr.Children的Tomorrow Never Knows呢?沒有明天,沒有昨天,沒有別人,只有自己了解自己,感覺好像突然變得有點孤獨了。更不用說,也許我明天已經記不起有過這一刻,在黎明時份聽這歌而心情有點沉重的一刻。
你知道嗎?就是這個時候,天色未全黑,眼前一切似看見但又不清楚,模模糊糊的,就是那種對一切都沒有把握的失落,就是對現實的那一份無力,就是聽著Tomorrow Never Knows的感動。
回家的路走得有點長,為的是要到銀行櫃員機提點錢。如果說畢業禮是人生的一個理程碑,象徵著我已經走進人生的另一個階段,我想它亦象徵著我到銀行提錢的一個新意義 — 因為有時要提些錢給母親大人當家去。
都十一月了,天氣仍然很熱。不過,即使大氣的溫度居高不下,我們還有其他方向知道冬天都要到來了。看,天色在這麼早的時間已經陰暗起來。
走在路上,人不算多,但應該都是我的「街坊」吧?看到兩名學生情侶扭在一起的走,迎面而來的則是一家老少,一個小孩在跑跑跳跳,一個年青人與我一樣戴著耳筒孤身一人,籃球賽裡有一大群人在打球,公園內則一班老伯則圍在一起捉棋,大家都有著自己的生活,活在人生的不同階段。我突然想起來,原來我已經記不起自己是如何活在這一天的。我知道我在那裡讀過書,幹過些甚麼,遇過的人的名字。但,我已經再記不起小時候每天在舊街上走來走去,跟隔壁店鋪的那個小孩玩玩具的日子感覺如何、也不記得每個星期六、日到籃球場打球的日子、在中學胡胡鬧鬧又一天、甚至是大學的下午茶餐,好像也記不起來了。
說真的,不是為文做情,我很久沒冇吃那炸雞脾了。
不知道明天,總希望自己可以記著昨天吧。
但原來這也不太容易。
「人類是多麼可悲的生物 只要還活著便會遺忘
不管是被愛時的喜悅 或是寂寞的過去」
那麼就更難要求別人替自己記著昨天了。迎面而來的人,又怎會知道我在夜幕低垂、街燈映照下聽著Mr.Children的Tomorrow Never Knows呢?沒有明天,沒有昨天,沒有別人,只有自己了解自己,感覺好像突然變得有點孤獨了。更不用說,也許我明天已經記不起有過這一刻,在黎明時份聽這歌而心情有點沉重的一刻。
你知道嗎?就是這個時候,天色未全黑,眼前一切似看見但又不清楚,模模糊糊的,就是那種對一切都沒有把握的失落,就是對現實的那一份無力,就是聽著Tomorrow Never Knows的感動。
Sunday, October 29, 2006
我就不信你現在還有處女膜,都是凱子戳
露骨也好,不雅也好,我們叫這些做Authentic,有人翻過來中文把他叫作「原真」,你不喜歡聽也好,感到厭惡也好,但這些是事實。
這也是搖滾樂與商業流行樂最大的分別。(因為為免有人把狹義與廣義的流行樂弄不清,加上商業好像清楚一點)
商業流行曲唱的是要可以暢宵的,大家聽了都喜歡的,沒有人會因為聽了霍元甲而感到創作人或主唱品格低下。但我問你,你認為他們是打從心裡一直都想把這位人民英雄歌頌一返,還是接到了Project才去動動腦筋呢?
看著那些流行樂手一臉虛偽,仿似聖人一般說著冠冕堂皇的話,裝害羞,然後被人發現偷了塊田,背著樂迷去耕,實在是令人感到很噁心。
有時當我們真的被迷著了,把自己都精神都灌進去,看東西的角度就會有點改變了。「音樂作得好、歌唱得好」就好了,其他都不重要。說句老實話,我不信這一套的,先起碼流行樂中只憑賣臉唱得一塌糊塗卻成了天王的大有人才,那個泥甚麼的還不是這樣。
而且,如果你相信欣賞音樂是一種個人的內在體驗,那就更沒有所謂作得好唱得好的必然性。當然我們都有底線,總沒有人會認為余文樂唱功一流,但問題就是,如果欣賞音樂是一種感受,那麼音樂的好壞也必然與我們的感受連繫起來。
對著那種惺惺作態的人,歌再好又怎麼喜歡得了?我可以說他的唱得好,歌很美,但我實在不喜歡。
不過MC HOTDOG這一首《我愛台妹》,也的確是因為歌寫得美而先引起我注意的就是了。我一而再再而三的說,我從來沒有說過我不喜愛用「廣東話」去唱的歌,但起碼我一直都說過我其實不太喜歡聽Hip-Hop/Rap以至近年Hip Hop味濃得很的R&B。你看?我連MC HOTDOG也喜歡上了,誰說我腦筋是偏蔽了的?問題是你對不對得上我的胃口而已。
Intro的結他很耳熟,肯定是借來的。
「One Night in 墾丁/我留下許多情」!太精彩了!熱狗把這一句唱得很好!真的很好!這一句是來自陳昇的一首老歌《北京一夜》,留意無論是KTV版還是2006金曲獎版本,都是配著一把吊腔的,那是因為《北京一夜》最令人印象深刻的就是合唱的女歌手劉佳慧全曲都用著這京劇吊腔去唱的!我倒不知道熱狗是抱著那種心態去挪用,但出來的效果實在是太好玩了!也太好笑了!也印證無論你認為《北京一夜》的這個cross over是成功,還是有如鬼佬版的John Denver X Placido Domingo一樣失敗(中四/五那年我們的班主任在班裡放過),起碼他們經歷得起時間!今天也還有熱狗拿來玩玩啊!
「ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下許多情
不管你愛與不愛 都是歷史的塵埃
ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下許多情
不敢在午夜問路 怕走到了百花深處」
我總覺得陳昇由啜子到樣子至形象都很像桑田佳祐。還記得陳昇談起「弟子」劉若英,說第一次看到她是在泳池,那一刻感到鼻子的血快要噴出來了……
「One night in Fanling!我留下許多米……情」對不起,我也覺得有點下流。
我說熱狗哪,他們在同碟的我行我素裡,把Queen的We will rock you的一句改成「we will we will fuxk you」,這一句我真的早十年也會改咧。(其實很簡單,所有一個音節的及物動詞都可以改成這個呼呼聲的,流行樂沒有甚麼多,情歌就最多,所有love字改成fxck也已經夠多了)
如果你說,你不信Free9、張震嶽、熱狗他們不愛林志零、侯佩涔只愛台妹。我說啊!送到上門的他們當然會吃了!不愛的也可以吃!吃了也不等如愛啊!說起來,對男人來說,也不是說可以把性與愛完全分開,最大問題是有性的話,他們就以為女方會因為性而愛他,我想這應該是最大的問題。這不是純情,是有點愚蠢,但男人應該很難擺脫這一種想法吧?噢,說多了一點,我的想法也很邪惡。
我想對比《我愛台妹》那種「太過真了點」的邪惡,《我行我素》放的炮應該更令人難以接受。畢業《我愛台妹》邪惡下流得來還有一點可愛的幽默感,但《我行我素》就真的狠勁強得有點臭屁。而且,《我愛台妹》實在太catchy了,《我行我素》沒有甚麼可以稱之為美的地方 — 如果你不欣賞那一份真誠的臭屁。
但我還是想引月兩首合在一起的那一片。
居然找來了侯佩岑上台來大唱「侯佩涔」算甚麼,效果真是一時無倆。有人認侯主播的歌喉太差了一點,但我倒認為已經不重要了。就是不會唱歌的侯佩岑才是侯佩岑,才看到那一句「侯佩岑算甚麼」的意義。對,你們心中的女神侯主播也有拙劣的時候,侯主播也是人,幹嘛因為她外型娟好就捧作女神呢?愛你的台妹其實可能來的更好,起碼可以和你共枕眠。
對著鏡頭邊跳邊搖頭的是陳綺貞嗎?好可愛耶!那班女的之中也算她興奮得比較像樣啊!一早就把手放在空中甩了!
除了歌曲本身美麗,現場版本節奏控制得好外,侯佩岑的突然出現除了令人驚喜,也使歌曲多了一個很好的轉折,最後一段回到丟奶罩時來得更令人興奮令人又氣又好笑!我對淫泰說:「為甚麼不把其中一句轉成丟內褲?」不是嗎?返正也對音調!也有更令人意外的轉折!更多的下流元素!
這也是搖滾樂與商業流行樂最大的分別。(因為為免有人把狹義與廣義的流行樂弄不清,加上商業好像清楚一點)
商業流行曲唱的是要可以暢宵的,大家聽了都喜歡的,沒有人會因為聽了霍元甲而感到創作人或主唱品格低下。但我問你,你認為他們是打從心裡一直都想把這位人民英雄歌頌一返,還是接到了Project才去動動腦筋呢?
看著那些流行樂手一臉虛偽,仿似聖人一般說著冠冕堂皇的話,裝害羞,然後被人發現偷了塊田,背著樂迷去耕,實在是令人感到很噁心。
有時當我們真的被迷著了,把自己都精神都灌進去,看東西的角度就會有點改變了。「音樂作得好、歌唱得好」就好了,其他都不重要。說句老實話,我不信這一套的,先起碼流行樂中只憑賣臉唱得一塌糊塗卻成了天王的大有人才,那個泥甚麼的還不是這樣。
而且,如果你相信欣賞音樂是一種個人的內在體驗,那就更沒有所謂作得好唱得好的必然性。當然我們都有底線,總沒有人會認為余文樂唱功一流,但問題就是,如果欣賞音樂是一種感受,那麼音樂的好壞也必然與我們的感受連繫起來。
對著那種惺惺作態的人,歌再好又怎麼喜歡得了?我可以說他的唱得好,歌很美,但我實在不喜歡。
不過MC HOTDOG這一首《我愛台妹》,也的確是因為歌寫得美而先引起我注意的就是了。我一而再再而三的說,我從來沒有說過我不喜愛用「廣東話」去唱的歌,但起碼我一直都說過我其實不太喜歡聽Hip-Hop/Rap以至近年Hip Hop味濃得很的R&B。你看?我連MC HOTDOG也喜歡上了,誰說我腦筋是偏蔽了的?問題是你對不對得上我的胃口而已。
Intro的結他很耳熟,肯定是借來的。
「One Night in 墾丁/我留下許多情」!太精彩了!熱狗把這一句唱得很好!真的很好!這一句是來自陳昇的一首老歌《北京一夜》,留意無論是KTV版還是2006金曲獎版本,都是配著一把吊腔的,那是因為《北京一夜》最令人印象深刻的就是合唱的女歌手劉佳慧全曲都用著這京劇吊腔去唱的!我倒不知道熱狗是抱著那種心態去挪用,但出來的效果實在是太好玩了!也太好笑了!也印證無論你認為《北京一夜》的這個cross over是成功,還是有如鬼佬版的John Denver X Placido Domingo一樣失敗(中四/五那年我們的班主任在班裡放過),起碼他們經歷得起時間!今天也還有熱狗拿來玩玩啊!
「ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下許多情
不管你愛與不愛 都是歷史的塵埃
ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下許多情
不敢在午夜問路 怕走到了百花深處」
我總覺得陳昇由啜子到樣子至形象都很像桑田佳祐。還記得陳昇談起「弟子」劉若英,說第一次看到她是在泳池,那一刻感到鼻子的血快要噴出來了……
「One night in Fanling!我留下許多米……情」對不起,我也覺得有點下流。
我說熱狗哪,他們在同碟的我行我素裡,把Queen的We will rock you的一句改成「we will we will fuxk you」,這一句我真的早十年也會改咧。(其實很簡單,所有一個音節的及物動詞都可以改成這個呼呼聲的,流行樂沒有甚麼多,情歌就最多,所有love字改成fxck也已經夠多了)
如果你說,你不信Free9、張震嶽、熱狗他們不愛林志零、侯佩涔只愛台妹。我說啊!送到上門的他們當然會吃了!不愛的也可以吃!吃了也不等如愛啊!說起來,對男人來說,也不是說可以把性與愛完全分開,最大問題是有性的話,他們就以為女方會因為性而愛他,我想這應該是最大的問題。這不是純情,是有點愚蠢,但男人應該很難擺脫這一種想法吧?噢,說多了一點,我的想法也很邪惡。
我想對比《我愛台妹》那種「太過真了點」的邪惡,《我行我素》放的炮應該更令人難以接受。畢業《我愛台妹》邪惡下流得來還有一點可愛的幽默感,但《我行我素》就真的狠勁強得有點臭屁。而且,《我愛台妹》實在太catchy了,《我行我素》沒有甚麼可以稱之為美的地方 — 如果你不欣賞那一份真誠的臭屁。
但我還是想引月兩首合在一起的那一片。
居然找來了侯佩岑上台來大唱「侯佩涔」算甚麼,效果真是一時無倆。有人認侯主播的歌喉太差了一點,但我倒認為已經不重要了。就是不會唱歌的侯佩岑才是侯佩岑,才看到那一句「侯佩岑算甚麼」的意義。對,你們心中的女神侯主播也有拙劣的時候,侯主播也是人,幹嘛因為她外型娟好就捧作女神呢?愛你的台妹其實可能來的更好,起碼可以和你共枕眠。
對著鏡頭邊跳邊搖頭的是陳綺貞嗎?好可愛耶!那班女的之中也算她興奮得比較像樣啊!一早就把手放在空中甩了!
除了歌曲本身美麗,現場版本節奏控制得好外,侯佩岑的突然出現除了令人驚喜,也使歌曲多了一個很好的轉折,最後一段回到丟奶罩時來得更令人興奮令人又氣又好笑!我對淫泰說:「為甚麼不把其中一句轉成丟內褲?」不是嗎?返正也對音調!也有更令人意外的轉折!更多的下流元素!
Thursday, October 26, 2006
It's easy if you try
Do you believe in flower power? Do you fancy the summer of love? Do you take the John Lennon song "Imagine" as your philosophy?
If you ask me do I imagine the whole world live as one, I would say "fuck the hippies". It's not about music. I respect John Lennon more than you do. I love to love and I do believe free sex is the greatest life style.(no drug though. those hippies took drug was just because at that time effect of using drug was kind of unknown. so they took drugs cos they know nothing. but, right now, you take drugs, just becos you are stupid)
It's not what you believe but what you have seen.
I saw it in the history. Flower power was so powerless. What is the fucking world we are living in? After the summer of love, nothing has changed. You said don't make war, make love. Ok, the man the auothority said we gonna get him, then we have a war. Then that guy said we gotta fight back, then we have another war.
When we are not in war, someone is waiting in the shadow, come out and take your plane then crash it into your landmark.
Yup, all you need is love. Yup, what the world needs now is love. but war ain't stopping.
So, we are still singing imagine nowadays. The philosophy behind the song, jsut as the song, is eternal. we can imagine ever and forever and it's still a dream for us to imagine.
Love doesn't help, drug doesn't help, sex doesn't help and imagine doesn't help.
If love can save the world, why do we have such a world? We have enough people make love everyday and we still have people make war everyday.
We have thousands of people moaning "give peace a chance" and millions of people believing in war and violence. it's not about your faith, it's about human instinct. If faith can twist our instinct, why there's so much of cases that christian do sex abuse?(yet still have other christian begged for him in court, so disguising)
and i just wanna say, sorry, maybe I'm just too tired, or just hate to see tragedy or i'm just fucking stupid.
If you ask me do I imagine the whole world live as one, I would say "fuck the hippies". It's not about music. I respect John Lennon more than you do. I love to love and I do believe free sex is the greatest life style.(no drug though. those hippies took drug was just because at that time effect of using drug was kind of unknown. so they took drugs cos they know nothing. but, right now, you take drugs, just becos you are stupid)
It's not what you believe but what you have seen.
I saw it in the history. Flower power was so powerless. What is the fucking world we are living in? After the summer of love, nothing has changed. You said don't make war, make love. Ok, the man the auothority said we gonna get him, then we have a war. Then that guy said we gotta fight back, then we have another war.
When we are not in war, someone is waiting in the shadow, come out and take your plane then crash it into your landmark.
Yup, all you need is love. Yup, what the world needs now is love. but war ain't stopping.
So, we are still singing imagine nowadays. The philosophy behind the song, jsut as the song, is eternal. we can imagine ever and forever and it's still a dream for us to imagine.
Love doesn't help, drug doesn't help, sex doesn't help and imagine doesn't help.
If love can save the world, why do we have such a world? We have enough people make love everyday and we still have people make war everyday.
We have thousands of people moaning "give peace a chance" and millions of people believing in war and violence. it's not about your faith, it's about human instinct. If faith can twist our instinct, why there's so much of cases that christian do sex abuse?(yet still have other christian begged for him in court, so disguising)
and i just wanna say, sorry, maybe I'm just too tired, or just hate to see tragedy or i'm just fucking stupid.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
燈~櫈鄧燈鄧鄧櫈 燈~櫈鄧燈~燈櫈
無錯,只要你有一家中文水平,又有不俗既搖滾樂閱歷,就知呢篇個title其實係來自Jimi Hendrix既Voodoo Child既Intro。(「你是認真的嗎?」)
尋晚電視播Black Hawk Down(定Dawn?總之係唔知鬼黑鷹乜野果套),我冇睇,但一聽就聽到佢入面有呢首歌,但事後查完來果個唔係Jimi Hendrix版本,係Stevie Ray Vaughan版本。見過好多人都鐘意拎兩個版本黎比較,又話乜搖滾唔同藍調、大家唔同feel之類,嘈左好耐,又有話Hendrix手結他其實唔快等等。
講到尾,即使你可以係結他速度跑上面跑贏Jimi Hendrix(我深信好多metal友都做到),冇意義的,佢仍然係結他之神。
只要你林一林,到底係邊個第一個彈到呢一段係人一聽都會永遠記住既intro出黎就已經知道,點解Jimi Hendrix永遠都被尊為結他之神了,音樂不是賽跑啊。
今日襯早左收工(唉),走左去睇下書,一野就買左呢本。好野黎架,$160,但絕對係值,你睇佢既內容,佢講既野,係真真正正有思考有分析咁出黎。刁,隔離果本圖多過字,介紹The Who及Yardbirds都係每人求其二百幾字,咁就已經賣$133,wiki都多料過你啦大佬。
其實我想講好耐,但又忍住,其實我應該唔止一次見人將搖滾樂同希臘神話既酒神狄奧尼索斯拉埋黎講(原因你自己參詳下),搞到我一直想寫個故仔,講下酒神帶呢個扮尊貴扮高尚既阿波羅去睇rock show的,但一直都收皮狀態中,冇計。
真係,到底乜野係搖滾樂呢下,我真係好想講下我既睇法呀下,唔,但我冇精神冇時間呀下。
尋晚電視播Black Hawk Down(定Dawn?總之係唔知鬼黑鷹乜野果套),我冇睇,但一聽就聽到佢入面有呢首歌,但事後查完來果個唔係Jimi Hendrix版本,係Stevie Ray Vaughan版本。見過好多人都鐘意拎兩個版本黎比較,又話乜搖滾唔同藍調、大家唔同feel之類,嘈左好耐,又有話Hendrix手結他其實唔快等等。
講到尾,即使你可以係結他速度跑上面跑贏Jimi Hendrix(我深信好多metal友都做到),冇意義的,佢仍然係結他之神。
只要你林一林,到底係邊個第一個彈到呢一段係人一聽都會永遠記住既intro出黎就已經知道,點解Jimi Hendrix永遠都被尊為結他之神了,音樂不是賽跑啊。
今日襯早左收工(唉),走左去睇下書,一野就買左呢本。好野黎架,$160,但絕對係值,你睇佢既內容,佢講既野,係真真正正有思考有分析咁出黎。刁,隔離果本圖多過字,介紹The Who及Yardbirds都係每人求其二百幾字,咁就已經賣$133,wiki都多料過你啦大佬。
其實我想講好耐,但又忍住,其實我應該唔止一次見人將搖滾樂同希臘神話既酒神狄奧尼索斯拉埋黎講(原因你自己參詳下),搞到我一直想寫個故仔,講下酒神帶呢個扮尊貴扮高尚既阿波羅去睇rock show的,但一直都收皮狀態中,冇計。
真係,到底乜野係搖滾樂呢下,我真係好想講下我既睇法呀下,唔,但我冇精神冇時間呀下。
Monday, October 23, 2006
大埔 4 - 1 香港08
估唔到贏咁多呀哩?聽聞內地開盤08係讓大埔平半的,都痴線既,淨係幾個外援08已經讓唔起大埔啦,咁開盤都有。
係巴西中堅祖爾受傷既情況下,隊長智正選上陣了!
不過事實踢落實力分野唔係真係比賽咁一面倒的,大埔前鋒其實浪費左d擴大比數既機會,另一方面08都有唔少機會返超前1-2的。
個1字自從3-1開始已經爛左。真係此刻無價,雖然我本身都樂觀可以贏到,最大原因係,以大埔有安基斯等跑手、08最下半場後防必定冇氣等條件下,應該係入到波的。但去到80分鐘先搏到個十二碼又唔好話唔驚險。但,Bonus就係對家兩黃一紅,變左大勝一場添。
跑呀!衝呀!入波了,好多半場人少打人少既機會,入波變得有d容易。
賽後,和富大埔隊長陳旭智接受本報既訪問。
「大隊長,據報導你係大學時成績不佳感到錯折,但你成績好似仲好過我喎!」
「冇d咁既事。」
係巴西中堅祖爾受傷既情況下,隊長智正選上陣了!
不過事實踢落實力分野唔係真係比賽咁一面倒的,大埔前鋒其實浪費左d擴大比數既機會,另一方面08都有唔少機會返超前1-2的。
個1字自從3-1開始已經爛左。真係此刻無價,雖然我本身都樂觀可以贏到,最大原因係,以大埔有安基斯等跑手、08最下半場後防必定冇氣等條件下,應該係入到波的。但去到80分鐘先搏到個十二碼又唔好話唔驚險。但,Bonus就係對家兩黃一紅,變左大勝一場添。
跑呀!衝呀!入波了,好多半場人少打人少既機會,入波變得有d容易。
賽後,和富大埔隊長陳旭智接受本報既訪問。
「大隊長,據報導你係大學時成績不佳感到錯折,但你成績好似仲好過我喎!」
「冇d咁既事。」
Sunday, October 22, 2006
You Can Kiss My Royal Irish Ass
我真係好耐冇睇過戲了。今日去左睇World Trade Center。唔,上一套已經係Sin City了好似(?)。其實我覺得唔可以話好好睇,但要睇下你從乜野角度了,從娛樂性、故事性等地方去睇真係欠佳,雖則話係奧利華史東,但大導失手一直以黎都唔係乜新鮮事。不過,始終911事件都係近年最令人震驚同感到可怕既事件,雖然已經盡可能避開一d對倖存者或未亡人重新造成傷害既畫面,但當你同畫面上尼古拉斯基治等人一齊置身世貿之中面對大廈突然倒下果一刻,縱使親人不知死活既情況下至親既憂心、最終平安回來眾人既興奮,已經一直係不同既荷里活電影入面重覆又重覆,但人非草木,加上故事係如此實在又如此接近自己,縱使電影唔算拍得好好,感人既效用的確因此而被加倍。
起碼,你見我訓得四粒鐘兼返工再去睇都冇睇到訓著,大抵都未算悶得好緊要吧。
好耐都冇俾人老點了,但睇完戲食完野,話去買波,三條友就俾短成帶路,由又一城去南山村食野再由南山村穿過石硤尾行去深水保買波!我頂!佢話行兩個字就到!你林下果到幾多個火車站!我地最終要去黃金出面果個地鐵站走!
題解。
Kiss my Royal Irish Ass
就係呢條友,紐約消防員Mike Moran,係911失去左父兄、12名隊友及20名消防美式足球隊隊友。
Pete Townshend中間一段仔Solo,係其中一個我聽過live版本入面其中一個最好的。當然,我咁講,Pete當然係會一次Solo彈既野都係唔同啦。
入場既所有觀眾,就係響911事發後係災場內救人既警員及消防員等。
唔爭在整埋首Baba O'Riley出黎了。可惜係Roger負責吹口琴取替小提琴既版本。(其實好少live會搵個人黎拉小提琴的,Royal Albert Hall時就話有嘉賓Nigel Kennedy黎拉姐,所以我亦比較喜歡Royal Albert Hall版)
起碼,你見我訓得四粒鐘兼返工再去睇都冇睇到訓著,大抵都未算悶得好緊要吧。
好耐都冇俾人老點了,但睇完戲食完野,話去買波,三條友就俾短成帶路,由又一城去南山村食野再由南山村穿過石硤尾行去深水保買波!我頂!佢話行兩個字就到!你林下果到幾多個火車站!我地最終要去黃金出面果個地鐵站走!
題解。
Kiss my Royal Irish Ass
就係呢條友,紐約消防員Mike Moran,係911失去左父兄、12名隊友及20名消防美式足球隊隊友。
Pete Townshend中間一段仔Solo,係其中一個我聽過live版本入面其中一個最好的。當然,我咁講,Pete當然係會一次Solo彈既野都係唔同啦。
入場既所有觀眾,就係響911事發後係災場內救人既警員及消防員等。
唔爭在整埋首Baba O'Riley出黎了。可惜係Roger負責吹口琴取替小提琴既版本。(其實好少live會搵個人黎拉小提琴的,Royal Albert Hall時就話有嘉賓Nigel Kennedy黎拉姐,所以我亦比較喜歡Royal Albert Hall版)
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
The Ten Jokes made by Lou Reed (or me?) in his Timeless Album “Transformer”
10
“Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Ohh, baby you're so vicious”
--Vicious
So what kind of “vicious” is it? Do you think hiting ones with a flower every hour is a kind of “vicious”? Nope. You can see Lou Reed was certainly making fun with the line had been made by Andy Warhol when he was writing the song. For some reasons the narrative wanted to step on the hands and mangle the feet of the “vicious” person and asked the person to swallow razor blades. Jesus, now you tell me who is “vicious”?
9
“Why don't you wake me shake me
Please don't let me sleep too long”
--Wagon Wheel
I don’t think Wagon Wheel is strong enough to be picked as one of the best in the album…probably the funniest however. Lou Reed whispered to heavenly father is already funny enough to be counted as a joke. But what the funniest in this song is after you heard Lou Reed sang you something about life and whispered to heavenly father pleading for care, the chorus is about awaken from sleep. Gosh! So idiotic! Who said Lou Reed is a poet?! Umm…anyway…I should make my alarm with these lines…I really like it.
8
“I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark and John
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday,
Harry, Mark and John“
--Satellite of Love
Woohoo! What a slut! Lou Reed said he didn’t know what the song is about. Even he is the one who wrote this song. Somehow when he was singing the song loud in front of the crowd, he discovered the song is about jealousy. Fair enough, as you can see in these lines, the lady is such a slut that has different guys “crazy” with her just a week. “No! Only Harry, Mark and John! Only Three!” Well, isn’t it sound pretty naïve? If she could be bold with Harry, Mark and John this week, probably she could or would be bold with Larry, Fred and Tom next week and Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod the week after. (The latter three was the pre-record original version) Good Stuff Lou!
7
--New York Telephone Conversation
Yes, the song itself is instantly a joke. Not only the lyrics or the melody is funny or childish, if, you could imagine there are some die hard Velvet Underground fans and they are looking for another Sister Ray in the Transformer album, then you know what a joke is about as you can see their faces when they have got this.
6
“Cause you know what they say about honey bears
When you shave off all their baby hair
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear”
--Andy’s Chest
I don’t know. I’m just so into there lines. It’s fucking funny, isn’t it?
5
“But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when people say her feet they mean her nose”
--Andy’s Chest
Again, Andy’s Chest. At first, you thought the song is about Andy Warhol, the pop art master got shot in his chest. So it should be a sad song as Andy Warhol should mean a lot to Lou Reed. Then you found out that you are fucked. The lyric is so difficult that you could hardly get a meaning from it. Where is the dead of Andy Warhol? But apart from the whole picture, you could still get some fun from the fragment, and these lines are one of the funniest among the album.
One more point, you could see how Lou Reed make these two fragments rhyme with repetition. Hey, he has a Bachelor degree of Arts in English! Remember, not all Rock ‘n’ Rollers are idiots like you and me.
4
--Goodnight Ladies
Yes. What a joke this could be when you have such a song like this in a so-called Hard Rock and Proto-Punk album. This kind of songs would not even appear in a bubblegum pop album. But that’s why we think Lou Reed, David Bowie and Mick Ronson were smarter than the norm. They have not been bounded by anything, even you would say these three fuckers were only glam rockers, but their talents are definitely far beyond that as they shown later, or even in this song.
3
Okay. Some people believed these two pictures were actually Lou Reed himself. I’m not going to comment if anyone thinks Lou Reed has such a big buddy as this male do. Apparently Lou doesn’t. He said if that one is real, he probably would be too jealous to let the guy appeared on the album’s back cover. Actually, that giant thing is a banana. Wants to make connection to the banana album? No clue. Anyway, the one I really concern is the female. I don’t know. Back there when Transformer was released, that was the glam rock age and transvestites were everywhere in British rock scene. But what it comes to my mind is, should I be happy for Lou that someone did think he could be such a lady, or should I be ashamed for the lady that, she was a Lou Reed look-a-like?
2
“But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head”
--Walk on the Wild Side
This is not a joke. BBC has missed this one! They let these lines on air! So the whole Britain could listen to a song about “give head” on radio! Great! Where’s the joke? Apparently, BBC is the joke. What is “give head”? Ask your dentist.
1
“It'd be so nice to fall in love”
--Make up
This line is the biggest joke forever and ever in Rock ’n’ Roll history…umm…if not the biggest, as least as big as the Lou Reed All-Time Classic Album Metal Machine Music. (Not a joke)
“Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Ohh, baby you're so vicious”
--Vicious
So what kind of “vicious” is it? Do you think hiting ones with a flower every hour is a kind of “vicious”? Nope. You can see Lou Reed was certainly making fun with the line had been made by Andy Warhol when he was writing the song. For some reasons the narrative wanted to step on the hands and mangle the feet of the “vicious” person and asked the person to swallow razor blades. Jesus, now you tell me who is “vicious”?
9
“Why don't you wake me shake me
Please don't let me sleep too long”
--Wagon Wheel
I don’t think Wagon Wheel is strong enough to be picked as one of the best in the album…probably the funniest however. Lou Reed whispered to heavenly father is already funny enough to be counted as a joke. But what the funniest in this song is after you heard Lou Reed sang you something about life and whispered to heavenly father pleading for care, the chorus is about awaken from sleep. Gosh! So idiotic! Who said Lou Reed is a poet?! Umm…anyway…I should make my alarm with these lines…I really like it.
8
“I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark and John
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday,
Harry, Mark and John“
--Satellite of Love
Woohoo! What a slut! Lou Reed said he didn’t know what the song is about. Even he is the one who wrote this song. Somehow when he was singing the song loud in front of the crowd, he discovered the song is about jealousy. Fair enough, as you can see in these lines, the lady is such a slut that has different guys “crazy” with her just a week. “No! Only Harry, Mark and John! Only Three!” Well, isn’t it sound pretty naïve? If she could be bold with Harry, Mark and John this week, probably she could or would be bold with Larry, Fred and Tom next week and Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod the week after. (The latter three was the pre-record original version) Good Stuff Lou!
7
--New York Telephone Conversation
Yes, the song itself is instantly a joke. Not only the lyrics or the melody is funny or childish, if, you could imagine there are some die hard Velvet Underground fans and they are looking for another Sister Ray in the Transformer album, then you know what a joke is about as you can see their faces when they have got this.
6
“Cause you know what they say about honey bears
When you shave off all their baby hair
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear”
--Andy’s Chest
I don’t know. I’m just so into there lines. It’s fucking funny, isn’t it?
5
“But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when people say her feet they mean her nose”
--Andy’s Chest
Again, Andy’s Chest. At first, you thought the song is about Andy Warhol, the pop art master got shot in his chest. So it should be a sad song as Andy Warhol should mean a lot to Lou Reed. Then you found out that you are fucked. The lyric is so difficult that you could hardly get a meaning from it. Where is the dead of Andy Warhol? But apart from the whole picture, you could still get some fun from the fragment, and these lines are one of the funniest among the album.
One more point, you could see how Lou Reed make these two fragments rhyme with repetition. Hey, he has a Bachelor degree of Arts in English! Remember, not all Rock ‘n’ Rollers are idiots like you and me.
4
--Goodnight Ladies
Yes. What a joke this could be when you have such a song like this in a so-called Hard Rock and Proto-Punk album. This kind of songs would not even appear in a bubblegum pop album. But that’s why we think Lou Reed, David Bowie and Mick Ronson were smarter than the norm. They have not been bounded by anything, even you would say these three fuckers were only glam rockers, but their talents are definitely far beyond that as they shown later, or even in this song.
3
Okay. Some people believed these two pictures were actually Lou Reed himself. I’m not going to comment if anyone thinks Lou Reed has such a big buddy as this male do. Apparently Lou doesn’t. He said if that one is real, he probably would be too jealous to let the guy appeared on the album’s back cover. Actually, that giant thing is a banana. Wants to make connection to the banana album? No clue. Anyway, the one I really concern is the female. I don’t know. Back there when Transformer was released, that was the glam rock age and transvestites were everywhere in British rock scene. But what it comes to my mind is, should I be happy for Lou that someone did think he could be such a lady, or should I be ashamed for the lady that, she was a Lou Reed look-a-like?
2
“But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head”
--Walk on the Wild Side
This is not a joke. BBC has missed this one! They let these lines on air! So the whole Britain could listen to a song about “give head” on radio! Great! Where’s the joke? Apparently, BBC is the joke. What is “give head”? Ask your dentist.
1
“It'd be so nice to fall in love”
--Make up
This line is the biggest joke forever and ever in Rock ’n’ Roll history…umm…if not the biggest, as least as big as the Lou Reed All-Time Classic Album Metal Machine Music. (Not a joke)
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
R.I.P. Paul Hunter and No Direction Home
桌球手保羅亨打胃癌逝世,享年27歲,佢係呢個禮拜六會28歲,佢上年拆禮物日出生既女兒1歲未滿。
R.I.P.
我以前都睇幾多桌球的,對亨打都頗有印象,波唔算好勁,但佢真係好鬼靚仔,官仔骨骨咁。
唔,講起無間道風雲,講起馬田史高西斯,我就仲重提一次,2004年既電影Ray叫好叫座(香港有冇上過呀話時話?),電影既主人翁就係騷靈之王Ray Charles。及後就聽聞馬田史高西斯提拍返一套講呢個搖滾詩Bob Dylan既傳記電影,仲有聽聞湯告魯斯力爭出演Bob Dylan一角。(唔好玩啦!我唔想見到一個放電/狂燥Bob Dylan,湯生呢兩種戲過於純熟了)
真係唔知係我記錯定報紙寫錯,定真有其事只係事情急轉直下,最終馬田史高西斯拍左既,一條有關Bob Dyaln既紀錄片,香港譯名叫「卜戴倫—漂泊半生」,原名叫"Bob Dylan - No Direction Home"。(我遲d會買套返黎睇下)
唔好成日話我乜都話係經典(事實我都唔覺我用得太多),呢一句No Direction Home,就係來自Bob Dylan既經典作Like a Rolling Stone其中一句歌詞。
其實,我鍾意Bob Dylan既台灣譯名多d,叫鮑伯狄倫,可能係比較睇慣吧。
真係唔得,太精彩了,首歌精彩就唔再講,你睇下條片?講親Bob Dylan就要講佢把死人聲,廿五歲仔已經好似個阿叔咁,但好多人就係鍾意佢呢一把聲;我都係,而且你聽下佢既演繹,我真係話之佢把聲似被車撞倒的小狗在呻吟,佢仍然唔單止係搖滾樂史上最具影響力既音樂人,亦係最佳演唱之一!我話既!
Like a Rolling Stone
by Bob Dylan
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
R.I.P.
我以前都睇幾多桌球的,對亨打都頗有印象,波唔算好勁,但佢真係好鬼靚仔,官仔骨骨咁。
唔,講起無間道風雲,講起馬田史高西斯,我就仲重提一次,2004年既電影Ray叫好叫座(香港有冇上過呀話時話?),電影既主人翁就係騷靈之王Ray Charles。及後就聽聞馬田史高西斯提拍返一套講呢個搖滾詩Bob Dylan既傳記電影,仲有聽聞湯告魯斯力爭出演Bob Dylan一角。(唔好玩啦!我唔想見到一個放電/狂燥Bob Dylan,湯生呢兩種戲過於純熟了)
真係唔知係我記錯定報紙寫錯,定真有其事只係事情急轉直下,最終馬田史高西斯拍左既,一條有關Bob Dyaln既紀錄片,香港譯名叫「卜戴倫—漂泊半生」,原名叫"Bob Dylan - No Direction Home"。(我遲d會買套返黎睇下)
唔好成日話我乜都話係經典(事實我都唔覺我用得太多),呢一句No Direction Home,就係來自Bob Dylan既經典作Like a Rolling Stone其中一句歌詞。
其實,我鍾意Bob Dylan既台灣譯名多d,叫鮑伯狄倫,可能係比較睇慣吧。
真係唔得,太精彩了,首歌精彩就唔再講,你睇下條片?講親Bob Dylan就要講佢把死人聲,廿五歲仔已經好似個阿叔咁,但好多人就係鍾意佢呢一把聲;我都係,而且你聽下佢既演繹,我真係話之佢把聲似被車撞倒的小狗在呻吟,佢仍然唔單止係搖滾樂史上最具影響力既音樂人,亦係最佳演唱之一!我話既!
Like a Rolling Stone
by Bob Dylan
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
巴巴奧拉利
拿!聽到亞視個CSI NY,終於識用返人地首主題曲做背景(可能係用人地個廣告配返中文),可以聽到Roger Daltrey年輕既聲音大唱「I'm here in the fields. I fight for my meals.」,實在係可喜可賀之事。
留意呀下,之從Roger老左之後,上面呢句個For字,全曲最高既一粒音,佢已經再上唔到架喇,每次都係用粒低幾度去唱。但呢個廣告係可以聽到的,可以知道Roger把聲係六十尾至七十年代全盛期時真係幾咁高亢。
其實呀,我真係想講一講Won't get fooled again好耐了。其實都好多野林到要講的,但冇乜時間心情組織一下呀下。
唔。
講完,咁又呃一篇。
留意呀下,之從Roger老左之後,上面呢句個For字,全曲最高既一粒音,佢已經再上唔到架喇,每次都係用粒低幾度去唱。但呢個廣告係可以聽到的,可以知道Roger把聲係六十尾至七十年代全盛期時真係幾咁高亢。
其實呀,我真係想講一講Won't get fooled again好耐了。其實都好多野林到要講的,但冇乜時間心情組織一下呀下。
唔。
講完,咁又呃一篇。
Monday, October 09, 2006
Tower Records之結業
唔知有冇人仲記得,香港曾經都有Tower Record的。如果冇記錯,就係響時代廣場呀下,印象中鋪面係大過縮水前既沙田HMV(當然,仲係沙田HMV收皮之前啦下)。
想當年,我去果陣好似最多中三、四、五。咁,果個年代我點會成日過對面海丫,更唔會淫邪到因為銅鑼灣靚女比旺角多就捨近取遠。
而且,Tower Records明顯唔係本地路線架啦,d野貴唔貴過HMV唔記得,但咁多年前佢已經有果d燈罩式試聽,即係你試聽是唔駛戴耳筒,行埋去個罩下面就可以聽,行出去就唔會聽到果種。喂,十年前起碼呀,今時今日HMV都仲要你戴人地戴過既耳筒呀真係。(講到耳筒好似鞋一樣!)
真係唏噓,要結業呀下,我指全線結業,撤出香港就已經撤出左好耐。
我到今時今日,仍然同好多人講,唱片既意義係邊到。你唔好林住,唔好為左駁故就林d平時冇咁林既野黎同我講先呀下,一陣先。總之,所有同我講聽歌唔買碟既,答我果陣都好簡單,「聽歌D/L咪得囉,同碟都冇乜分別。」
我都唔係Hi-Fi發燒友,我都冇靚耳筒可以令我聽到mp3同碟既分別。(其實係得的,靚聲識唔識分一回事,淨係好似won't get fooled again,mp3聽漏好野的,仲要記住我果隻mp3,是320kbps的)
(「車!你咪又係聽mp3!」,係丫!但我有Who's next同greatest hits my generation,即係,我有兩隻CD有呢首歌的)
問題根本唔係響呢到。
問題係邊到呀?自己林下啦下。
講開又講,有人話唱片公司之與mp3,就好似當年錄音技術既出現,歌唱家與留聲機既對抗一樣。最鍾,留聲機冇好似歌唱家所預期,留聲機會令佢地冇野做,而係令更加多人可以用唱歌做職業,歌唱家亦賺得更多,去聽現場既人亦冇減少。
唔,到底唱片公司又摸唔摸到門路點樣利用mp3呢下?(扮哂以open question結尾,其實我係懶得林個好既收尾而已……)
想當年,我去果陣好似最多中三、四、五。咁,果個年代我點會成日過對面海丫,更唔會淫邪到因為銅鑼灣靚女比旺角多就捨近取遠。
而且,Tower Records明顯唔係本地路線架啦,d野貴唔貴過HMV唔記得,但咁多年前佢已經有果d燈罩式試聽,即係你試聽是唔駛戴耳筒,行埋去個罩下面就可以聽,行出去就唔會聽到果種。喂,十年前起碼呀,今時今日HMV都仲要你戴人地戴過既耳筒呀真係。(講到耳筒好似鞋一樣!)
真係唏噓,要結業呀下,我指全線結業,撤出香港就已經撤出左好耐。
我到今時今日,仍然同好多人講,唱片既意義係邊到。你唔好林住,唔好為左駁故就林d平時冇咁林既野黎同我講先呀下,一陣先。總之,所有同我講聽歌唔買碟既,答我果陣都好簡單,「聽歌D/L咪得囉,同碟都冇乜分別。」
我都唔係Hi-Fi發燒友,我都冇靚耳筒可以令我聽到mp3同碟既分別。(其實係得的,靚聲識唔識分一回事,淨係好似won't get fooled again,mp3聽漏好野的,仲要記住我果隻mp3,是320kbps的)
(「車!你咪又係聽mp3!」,係丫!但我有Who's next同greatest hits my generation,即係,我有兩隻CD有呢首歌的)
問題根本唔係響呢到。
問題係邊到呀?自己林下啦下。
講開又講,有人話唱片公司之與mp3,就好似當年錄音技術既出現,歌唱家與留聲機既對抗一樣。最鍾,留聲機冇好似歌唱家所預期,留聲機會令佢地冇野做,而係令更加多人可以用唱歌做職業,歌唱家亦賺得更多,去聽現場既人亦冇減少。
唔,到底唱片公司又摸唔摸到門路點樣利用mp3呢下?(扮哂以open question結尾,其實我係懶得林個好既收尾而已……)
When Captain turned Bench Warmer
好,以為可以見到陳旭智係大球場上既英姿。
點知遲左少少既我地,入場時我一眼就見到,排頭既隊長,係李威廉,心知呢次陳旭智係後備了。
果然,立一立眼,佢係場邊由更衣室入口路緊去後備席。
我覺得呢張相真係影得好唔錯,雖然話南看台冇乜人坐,但真係咁0岩成張相都得係陳旭智一個人。(唔計隻手……)
唔,0岩0岩仲見到有d留言講陳旭智既表現唔掂呀下。(雖然有傳隊長做後備係戰術問題呀下)
(之前有人留言問做乜陳旭智唔係正選,條友仔竟然問出post果個係咪我,有冇搞錯呀,個留言d內容咁膠,當然唔係我)
(更仆街係,果到好多人扮球員出post製造混亂呀下,我除左n年前係lab4俾佢知道既情況下出一個讚21號有型既post俾佢派人kill左,同埋季初話防守為先係冇問題之外,冇出過post啦,果到太多罵戰post喇)
真係,唔好成日話我抽佢水。咁首先,d批評既果d黎講,我個別都同意,但呢d問題就唔係淨係陳旭智既問題喇,而係丙組一齊打上黎果班都係咁。甲組波始終同乙丙組有距離,亦都係事實,陳旭智黎講,未叫做甲組水平,都係事實(你睇陳肇麒,都係踢大埔,好快已經俾甲組會睇中啦)。
咁我覺得呢,陳旭智最大問題係唔夠硬淨了。以佢既身型其實應該幾殺食,但就明顯踢唔慣衝撞波,對抗性唔夠。另一點我覺得,佢就係果d盯位多過盯人既中堅。真係唔會見到佢波到人到咁殺得甩對手,返而cut pass呢d就真係見到唔少,封人出腳呢d又似乎唔錯,但睇人唔夠穩唔夠硬亦都係的。(真係唔好話我公開評論佢呀下,係學校我都唔知俾多高帽佢戴啦,咁佢果陣又的確係比較屈嘛,唔去練波都老奉正選)
(咁,佢唔去練波,聽實又好似冇乜紀律。咁其實,佢大埔已經要練波丫嘛,佢都間中會去u team練波,聲稱成日唔去練,費事教練唔鍾意。我仲記得有次同佢食完飯,之後我被大粒燊徵召出去再食一次飯,返hall時都剛係bridge link撞到練完波既佢呀下,我舊diary應該有提過類似既事)
球場係英雄地,總有人正選總有人後備。唔知道早排果d留言版罵戰係點黎,但我始終覺得,球隊講既係紀律。好老實,將心比己丫,冇正選踢緊係唔服架,俾d新入隊又好似唔係勁自己好多既人搶左個位又緊係唔服架。
唔服咁又點呀?出聲咯!
拿,咁咪就係問題囉。總之,學黃興桂話齋,Team呢個字入面冇i架嘛。(咁,就當然唔係佢講先啦下,不過就有入試過將佢歸入黃興桂9up語錄……)
你唔服,想拎返正選,做d野,唔係問題。出聲小就當然冇用,呢樣完全只係發洩啦下,只會搞到自己又唔會有正選又影響士氣。你做d野,為自己之餘,係唔應該影響到球隊嘛,你地話係咪先。兩季前既多蒙特呀下,雲馬維克唔鍾意列瑾,嫌佢慢同突破能力低,唔係佢用開果種攻擊球員,死都唔用佢,d人傷都唔出,連推d質素平平既青年出黎都唔肯用佢。加上佢仲試過係電視訪問公開評擊雲馬維克,於是最終整個上半季17場出場時間都未夠半粒鐘。
最後點呢?列瑾操練表現好好,友賽表現好好,歇冬後雲馬維克迫住要用佢出下,最後一下就搶返個正選返黎個下半季仲入唔少波添。
呢個故事教訓我地,出聲小佢係冇用的。冇用得黎,搞到班波亂哂龍就仲麻煩。
緊係大家一齊為隊波有成績而付出架啦下話?如果只係因為冇左正選,寧願一拍兩散,搞到內亂冇哂士氣就條氣仲順d,咁一直以黎,開波前圍埋嗌「大埔」又點解先?
不如十一個人分開,自己大聲嗌自己個名算數啦真係。
唔,咁,我當然繼續入場啦下,又睇下佢幾時爭得返個正選返黎呀下。
點知遲左少少既我地,入場時我一眼就見到,排頭既隊長,係李威廉,心知呢次陳旭智係後備了。
果然,立一立眼,佢係場邊由更衣室入口路緊去後備席。
我覺得呢張相真係影得好唔錯,雖然話南看台冇乜人坐,但真係咁0岩成張相都得係陳旭智一個人。(唔計隻手……)
唔,0岩0岩仲見到有d留言講陳旭智既表現唔掂呀下。(雖然有傳隊長做後備係戰術問題呀下)
(之前有人留言問做乜陳旭智唔係正選,條友仔竟然問出post果個係咪我,有冇搞錯呀,個留言d內容咁膠,當然唔係我)
(更仆街係,果到好多人扮球員出post製造混亂呀下,我除左n年前係lab4俾佢知道既情況下出一個讚21號有型既post俾佢派人kill左,同埋季初話防守為先係冇問題之外,冇出過post啦,果到太多罵戰post喇)
真係,唔好成日話我抽佢水。咁首先,d批評既果d黎講,我個別都同意,但呢d問題就唔係淨係陳旭智既問題喇,而係丙組一齊打上黎果班都係咁。甲組波始終同乙丙組有距離,亦都係事實,陳旭智黎講,未叫做甲組水平,都係事實(你睇陳肇麒,都係踢大埔,好快已經俾甲組會睇中啦)。
咁我覺得呢,陳旭智最大問題係唔夠硬淨了。以佢既身型其實應該幾殺食,但就明顯踢唔慣衝撞波,對抗性唔夠。另一點我覺得,佢就係果d盯位多過盯人既中堅。真係唔會見到佢波到人到咁殺得甩對手,返而cut pass呢d就真係見到唔少,封人出腳呢d又似乎唔錯,但睇人唔夠穩唔夠硬亦都係的。(真係唔好話我公開評論佢呀下,係學校我都唔知俾多高帽佢戴啦,咁佢果陣又的確係比較屈嘛,唔去練波都老奉正選)
(咁,佢唔去練波,聽實又好似冇乜紀律。咁其實,佢大埔已經要練波丫嘛,佢都間中會去u team練波,聲稱成日唔去練,費事教練唔鍾意。我仲記得有次同佢食完飯,之後我被大粒燊徵召出去再食一次飯,返hall時都剛係bridge link撞到練完波既佢呀下,我舊diary應該有提過類似既事)
球場係英雄地,總有人正選總有人後備。唔知道早排果d留言版罵戰係點黎,但我始終覺得,球隊講既係紀律。好老實,將心比己丫,冇正選踢緊係唔服架,俾d新入隊又好似唔係勁自己好多既人搶左個位又緊係唔服架。
唔服咁又點呀?出聲咯!
拿,咁咪就係問題囉。總之,學黃興桂話齋,Team呢個字入面冇i架嘛。(咁,就當然唔係佢講先啦下,不過就有入試過將佢歸入黃興桂9up語錄……)
你唔服,想拎返正選,做d野,唔係問題。出聲小就當然冇用,呢樣完全只係發洩啦下,只會搞到自己又唔會有正選又影響士氣。你做d野,為自己之餘,係唔應該影響到球隊嘛,你地話係咪先。兩季前既多蒙特呀下,雲馬維克唔鍾意列瑾,嫌佢慢同突破能力低,唔係佢用開果種攻擊球員,死都唔用佢,d人傷都唔出,連推d質素平平既青年出黎都唔肯用佢。加上佢仲試過係電視訪問公開評擊雲馬維克,於是最終整個上半季17場出場時間都未夠半粒鐘。
最後點呢?列瑾操練表現好好,友賽表現好好,歇冬後雲馬維克迫住要用佢出下,最後一下就搶返個正選返黎個下半季仲入唔少波添。
呢個故事教訓我地,出聲小佢係冇用的。冇用得黎,搞到班波亂哂龍就仲麻煩。
緊係大家一齊為隊波有成績而付出架啦下話?如果只係因為冇左正選,寧願一拍兩散,搞到內亂冇哂士氣就條氣仲順d,咁一直以黎,開波前圍埋嗌「大埔」又點解先?
不如十一個人分開,自己大聲嗌自己個名算數啦真係。
唔,咁,我當然繼續入場啦下,又睇下佢幾時爭得返個正選返黎呀下。
Friday, October 06, 2006
It's Only Rock 'N Roll (But I Like It)
Rolling Stones呀下。
唔,話說今日五點鐘收工,咁早?中秋早放丫嘛。不過其實,平時既官方放工時間係六點。
「咁都唔係早左好多咋喎。」
哦,咁官方係六點姐,我尋晚九點先走,前晚八點半,所以今日已經叫早左好多架喇。
其實老闆宣佈四點可以走人既時候,我一早就知起碼五點先有得走啦……
襯早收左,我就聽住Won't get fooled Again直闖Page One,我睇報紙,有人講有一本關於Andy Warhol既書出左中譯。
刁,唔見喎。
題外話,出左一本一書兩冊,叫「搖滾」既書。一冊都只不過係$133,絕對唔算貴啦,印刷之精美,圖文並茂。
買?我當然冇買。喂,佢字少得黎,只係講一D你上網可以睇唔到睇既搖滾樂簡史,兩本加埋要兩舊幾水。
內容都不如一般一舊水有找既中譯既鬼佬講搖滾史既書。
睇到一本應該係Rolling Stone編寫既英文書,名唔記得,大約係一千張你死前必要一聽的大碟之類既野,按年份排名,但有d比較重要既碟係講足一版,另外一d就幾張碟迫埋一版。我冇詳細睇,只係立下咁樣,David Bowie既Hunky Dory同Ziggy Stardust就緊係榜上有名啦。當然,其實佢數到成千張,Bowie好多碟都入哂榜啦頂。
咁呢,我見到Ziggy Stardust到有一句,話當年搖石雜誌既評語係此碟「at least 99/100」。其實我不嬲都話我唔鍾意唱片係用分去評價,因為最大問題係你好難搵一個標準,你用乜野標準去評分呢?尤其是個scale咁微,83數面上一定係好過82,但問你兩隻碟之間既高下,咁其實你可能都答唔到。甚至,你俾左Who's Next 90,之後隔左一排俾左Quadrophenia 95,但後尾你先發覺你覺得Who's Next係好d的(我冇講過Who's Next好過Quadrophenia,呢到只係舉下例,唔間中舉下,就會俾人當不舉了……係,有位我就入架喇,就講賤野架喇,唔鍾意咪唔好睇),呢種情況其他係累試不爽。
咁,如果唔用想用分又或者唔想講at least 99/100去講既,或者你可以話「one of the best, if not the best, in rock'n' roll history」,又或者「the album kicked most asses of all time」。總而言之,呢一張Ziggy Stardust,我實在只能夠話,我唔知我可以搵到乜野缺點,我只可以話或者搵到既優點唔夠某隻碟多而已。
你林下,你仲林到有邊隻Glam Rock碟可以經過時間既洗練到今日有條茂利聽完可以講完又講?有d有聽開鬼佬野既人都話過唔識Marc Bolan,今時今日講T-Rex大家淨係記住麥基迪架姐,樂隊黎講已經係who fuckin' cares。而事實,你唔識Marc Bolan同佢隊T-Rex,冇人會覺得你唔熟搖滾樂的,因為事實上佢地既名字的確只係刻係化石上面,只有d史家或者年過四十既人先有機會會談得到,同David Bowie呢個刻左係時間巨輪上面既名,的確係有d分別。
中秋!
咁,我唔知點解要中秋先黎人月兩團圓,而,所謂人月兩團圓,只係同班朋友去燒野食啦、唱K啦、睇戲啦。好喇,話乜節咪又係一日,又要話咩要黎搵籍口約埋班朋友一齊去玩,咁就乜鬼聖誕又係玩呢d,中秋又係玩呢d,你老味節日唔係應該攪d節目氣氛架咩?中秋去唱K,上個禮拜六都去左啦!丫!有,去飛鵝山/山頂賞月嘛,d港女好鍾意架,咁,其實佢地真係想賞月咩?想有節目之嘛,而且冇錢港男冇車車佢地上去,佢地就唔會同你有節目架喇。而港男,就當然係賞月,不過唔係果個月咁解,賞月黎講,其實應該係試避震……
唔,玩火黎講,人老左就怕死唔會玩了,你見以前煲蠟,已經係全部都廿五樓下架啦(會對煲蠟噴水果d就十五樓下)。
唔,話說今日五點鐘收工,咁早?中秋早放丫嘛。不過其實,平時既官方放工時間係六點。
「咁都唔係早左好多咋喎。」
哦,咁官方係六點姐,我尋晚九點先走,前晚八點半,所以今日已經叫早左好多架喇。
其實老闆宣佈四點可以走人既時候,我一早就知起碼五點先有得走啦……
襯早收左,我就聽住Won't get fooled Again直闖Page One,我睇報紙,有人講有一本關於Andy Warhol既書出左中譯。
刁,唔見喎。
題外話,出左一本一書兩冊,叫「搖滾」既書。一冊都只不過係$133,絕對唔算貴啦,印刷之精美,圖文並茂。
買?我當然冇買。喂,佢字少得黎,只係講一D你上網可以睇唔到睇既搖滾樂簡史,兩本加埋要兩舊幾水。
內容都不如一般一舊水有找既中譯既鬼佬講搖滾史既書。
睇到一本應該係Rolling Stone編寫既英文書,名唔記得,大約係一千張你死前必要一聽的大碟之類既野,按年份排名,但有d比較重要既碟係講足一版,另外一d就幾張碟迫埋一版。我冇詳細睇,只係立下咁樣,David Bowie既Hunky Dory同Ziggy Stardust就緊係榜上有名啦。當然,其實佢數到成千張,Bowie好多碟都入哂榜啦頂。
咁呢,我見到Ziggy Stardust到有一句,話當年搖石雜誌既評語係此碟「at least 99/100」。其實我不嬲都話我唔鍾意唱片係用分去評價,因為最大問題係你好難搵一個標準,你用乜野標準去評分呢?尤其是個scale咁微,83數面上一定係好過82,但問你兩隻碟之間既高下,咁其實你可能都答唔到。甚至,你俾左Who's Next 90,之後隔左一排俾左Quadrophenia 95,但後尾你先發覺你覺得Who's Next係好d的(我冇講過Who's Next好過Quadrophenia,呢到只係舉下例,唔間中舉下,就會俾人當不舉了……係,有位我就入架喇,就講賤野架喇,唔鍾意咪唔好睇),呢種情況其他係累試不爽。
咁,如果唔用想用分又或者唔想講at least 99/100去講既,或者你可以話「one of the best, if not the best, in rock'n' roll history」,又或者「the album kicked most asses of all time」。總而言之,呢一張Ziggy Stardust,我實在只能夠話,我唔知我可以搵到乜野缺點,我只可以話或者搵到既優點唔夠某隻碟多而已。
你林下,你仲林到有邊隻Glam Rock碟可以經過時間既洗練到今日有條茂利聽完可以講完又講?有d有聽開鬼佬野既人都話過唔識Marc Bolan,今時今日講T-Rex大家淨係記住麥基迪架姐,樂隊黎講已經係who fuckin' cares。而事實,你唔識Marc Bolan同佢隊T-Rex,冇人會覺得你唔熟搖滾樂的,因為事實上佢地既名字的確只係刻係化石上面,只有d史家或者年過四十既人先有機會會談得到,同David Bowie呢個刻左係時間巨輪上面既名,的確係有d分別。
中秋!
咁,我唔知點解要中秋先黎人月兩團圓,而,所謂人月兩團圓,只係同班朋友去燒野食啦、唱K啦、睇戲啦。好喇,話乜節咪又係一日,又要話咩要黎搵籍口約埋班朋友一齊去玩,咁就乜鬼聖誕又係玩呢d,中秋又係玩呢d,你老味節日唔係應該攪d節目氣氛架咩?中秋去唱K,上個禮拜六都去左啦!丫!有,去飛鵝山/山頂賞月嘛,d港女好鍾意架,咁,其實佢地真係想賞月咩?想有節目之嘛,而且冇錢港男冇車車佢地上去,佢地就唔會同你有節目架喇。而港男,就當然係賞月,不過唔係果個月咁解,賞月黎講,其實應該係試避震……
唔,玩火黎講,人老左就怕死唔會玩了,你見以前煲蠟,已經係全部都廿五樓下架啦(會對煲蠟噴水果d就十五樓下)。
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Monday's no fun
Tuesday's the same
Wednesday I go out, believe in something
Thursday's the day
After Wednesday
Friday I go out, believe in something
HIT!
唔知有冇背錯添,好耐冇聽過Wannadies了。
好野!!聽日禮拜三!又就黎放假!YEAH!!!
唉。
嗚……真係唔得,呢首真係頂唔順……
Youre written in her book
Youre number 37, have a look
太強了,不愧是Lou Reed,不愧是Nico,不愧是The Velvet Underground。
突然乜水都唔想吹。
Femme Fatale
By The Velvet Underground & Nico
Here she comes, you better watch your step
Shes going to break your heart in two, its true
Its not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
Youre written in her book
Youre number 37, have a look
Shes going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, shes from the street
Before you start, youre already beat
Shes gonna play you for a fool, yes its true
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
Wednesday I go out, believe in something
Thursday's the day
After Wednesday
Friday I go out, believe in something
HIT!
唔知有冇背錯添,好耐冇聽過Wannadies了。
好野!!聽日禮拜三!又就黎放假!YEAH!!!
唉。
嗚……真係唔得,呢首真係頂唔順……
Youre written in her book
Youre number 37, have a look
太強了,不愧是Lou Reed,不愧是Nico,不愧是The Velvet Underground。
突然乜水都唔想吹。
Femme Fatale
By The Velvet Underground & Nico
Here she comes, you better watch your step
Shes going to break your heart in two, its true
Its not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
Youre written in her book
Youre number 37, have a look
Shes going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, shes from the street
Before you start, youre already beat
Shes gonna play you for a fool, yes its true
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
Monday, October 02, 2006
untitled
I feel fxcking horrible today. I don't know why but just feel that shitie. Logically I have had a happy weekend. Tai Po played a fine match and I have experienced the "hell home stadium effect" at Saturday. Raul scored again and I have a long long sleep at Sunday. Some stupid movies which I'm fond of at Monday.
But I still feel like a shit. Sigh, I'm clueless.
Tai Po played quite a fine match. The three new foreign players did help the team a lot. Not only their skills but they also helped the other players building up their confidence. Now, I can see the chance of Tai Po to grab "some points".
Evolution, umm, that's what I mean a stupid movie. Yea, it's only another stupid movie(but i like it). A movie with Sean-Willam Scott! What could you expect? He is definitely the definitive "stupid superficial white guy" actor. Umm...but you still have Julianne Moore and David Duchovny. But it doesn't help and the movie is still stupid. And I like it.....
This one is not my favourite, not even high ranked in my list of Cranberries. but i have just listened it once and it still quite a nice song.
I Can't be with You
by The Cranberries
Lying in my bed again
And I cry cos youre not here
Crying in my head again
And I know that its not clear
Put your hands, put your hands
Inside my face and see that its just you
But its bad and its mad
And its making me sad
Because I cant be with you
Baby I cant be with you
Thinking back on how things were
And how we loved so well
I wanted to be the mother
Of your child
And now its just farewell
Put your hands in my hand
Well find another end
And come with me,
And my head, and my head
On anyones shoulder
Cause I cant be with you
Baby I cant be with you
Cause youre not here, youre not here
Baby I cant be with you
Cause youre not here, youre not here
And baby Im still in love with you
But I still feel like a shit. Sigh, I'm clueless.
Tai Po played quite a fine match. The three new foreign players did help the team a lot. Not only their skills but they also helped the other players building up their confidence. Now, I can see the chance of Tai Po to grab "some points".
Evolution, umm, that's what I mean a stupid movie. Yea, it's only another stupid movie(but i like it). A movie with Sean-Willam Scott! What could you expect? He is definitely the definitive "stupid superficial white guy" actor. Umm...but you still have Julianne Moore and David Duchovny. But it doesn't help and the movie is still stupid. And I like it.....
This one is not my favourite, not even high ranked in my list of Cranberries. but i have just listened it once and it still quite a nice song.
I Can't be with You
by The Cranberries
Lying in my bed again
And I cry cos youre not here
Crying in my head again
And I know that its not clear
Put your hands, put your hands
Inside my face and see that its just you
But its bad and its mad
And its making me sad
Because I cant be with you
Baby I cant be with you
Thinking back on how things were
And how we loved so well
I wanted to be the mother
Of your child
And now its just farewell
Put your hands in my hand
Well find another end
And come with me,
And my head, and my head
On anyones shoulder
Cause I cant be with you
Baby I cant be with you
Cause youre not here, youre not here
Baby I cant be with you
Cause youre not here, youre not here
And baby Im still in love with you
Sunday, October 01, 2006
When Ziggy Turned Stardust
外星人祖爾在地球已經住了好一陣子。由於他那個種族與地球人生得非常相像,外表看起來簡直沒有分別。因此他混在地球人之中根本沒有人能夠察覺,看起來跟一個平平無奇的地球男子根本沒有分別。
他發現,地球人的確有點小聰明,弄出了很多名堂—然而卻沒有大智慧,把地球弄得實在有點糟。因此,他一直都看不起地球人。
地球的天然風景在宇宙各式各樣的行星中也可算是相當不錯,但卻因為被人類破壞得太多,美麗的地方已經越來越少,對祖爾來說地球上的自然風景已經沒有甚麼吸引力。在這個小聰明卻笨的星球上,只有兩種完全愚蠢的東西先後能夠吸引祖爾。第一種是地球女人中愚蠢的那一類。地球的女人,很有趣,最有趣的是以她們對性的態度作分類。為金錢或名利與男人上床的女人並不愚蠢,因為她們都知道所得與所失的是甚麼,她們明白甚麼是交易。喜歡跟俊男上床的女人也不愚蠢,起碼她們了解自己喜歡些那麼,膚淺但清楚明白。喜歡性而跟男人上床的女人也不愚蠢,起碼她們有嗜好,而且這種嗜好在年老色衰時就不能繼續下去,誰能怪別人把握時機及時行樂?
但有一種女人,不知道甚麼叫愛情,也不知甚麼叫性,卻以愛情為人生的唯一目標,自稱跟某男人之間有愛情,因此與他上床,卻又不懂造愛,跟本不知道上床在愛情中的意義在那裡,人做,我也做罷了。
祖爾很喜歡這種女人,因為他從未見過如此愚蠢的高等生物,但這同時亦令他越來越看不起地球人。
而另一種愚蠢的東西,叫搖滾樂。
地球人真奇怪。這種搖滾樂,從根本而來就是一種享樂的音樂,那是因為對現況的一種不滿,轉化而來的發洩及縱樂。正如所有人都知道,發洩與縱樂對現況跟本沒有作用,然而大一群愚蠢的搖滾樂迷卻妄稱搖滾樂可以拯救世界,把搖滾樂奉作神明一般。很愚蠢嗎?肯定是,但我們卻不知道,祖爾這名外星人,才一接觸搖滾樂,就不由自主地喜愛上這種愚蠢的音樂。
祖爾故鄉的音樂沒有如此狂躁,那裡只有兩種音樂:聖樂與俗樂。那兩種音樂簡單來解釋,就好像地球上的古典樂與流行樂一般。固然,地球上古典樂不盡是聖樂,甚至自從沒有人聲的器樂大行其道以後,一切都變得再不一樣;而地球的宗教團體也喜愛用流行樂傳教 — 可能只是個別教派。而且,地球上的這兩種音樂與祖爾故鄉那些其實本來就不同……但總而言之,祖爾的故鄉的兩種音樂,一種只有高尚的人、自以為高尚的人能夠觸及,而另一種是只為賺取金錢、以工廠模式出產的商品,這倒也是與地球上那兩種音樂一模一樣。
祖爾第一次聽到這種專為人們發洩而設的搖滾樂時,心中驚嘆著:「竟然有這種音樂」。搖滾樂很簡單,樂手很多時沒有非常深厚的樂理根底,但卻是一種因為心中擁有一股怒火、不安、叛逆、熱情、悲哀、煩悶、情愛、性慾……甚麼都好,總而這之就是隨著心中一份不和諧而發的一種音樂。地球人喜歡把搖滾樂與性、藥物相提並論,那是因為它們都是當你抱著不礙事的心態試過一次以後,都是必然上癮的東西,而且,那都是在人類道德標準中帶有負面的禁忌意味的東西。不論是自然的發洩、還是經過修飾的表達,總而言之就是這種音樂,竟然可以同時如聖樂一般掀動所有人的情緒而又如俗樂一般受盡庸俗的人歡迎,因此成功騙了很多人:搖滾樂可以拯救世界。
如你所知,事實上是門都沒有。
不過,如同性與藥物,它的確撫慰了無數個空虛、不滿、叛逆的心靈,包括了祖爾這個外星人。因為這一種愚蠢,倒令祖爾喜歡上地球人。愚蠢的地球人有著各種虛偽、狡黠及勢利的特質,只有搖滾樂卻都是一片真誠 — 起碼大部分都是。
祖爾開始學習彈結他,每天到一個空曠的地方練練歌喉。他一邊努力的演練著,另一邊又不停買著各式搖滾樂唱片,他真的下了決心要當一個在地球的外星搖滾樂手。即使成不了名,可以當一名錄音樂手好,作地下樂手也好,還是組個車庫樂團……總之,他要找一個可以讓他吶喊的機會,像愚蠢的地球人一般吶喊的機會。
計畫本來進行的如火如荼,祖爾的結他技巧及歌唱本令也進步得很快。但,突然有一天,他放棄了。
沒有人知道是甚麼原因,地球人不知道,外星人不知道,祖爾的朋友也不知道。
直至他再一次寫信給身在故鄉的老朋友,那個原因才為人所知。
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唏,還好吧?
你還記得甚麼是搖滾樂嗎?哈,也是哪,我寫給你的每一份信都在談著這東西。這也是搖滾樂與別不同之處。我告訴你,自從我接觸到這一種音樂,我才理解我們星球的人太冷漠了。我肯定,那是因為我們的文化中沒有一種能引領你變得熱情的音樂;不是聽不懂的東西,就是聽完就算的東西。自出生以來,除了性以外,我從來沒有對任何事情如此熱衷過,這種音樂實在他媽的吸引。
我也對你說過我希望當一個搖滾樂手。但我告訴你,我已經放棄了。
最近我聽了一張可以說是來自古代的搖滾樂唱片。聽說,這張唱片是一個搖滾樂的經典,在那個離搖滾樂出生不太久的年代,作了一次承先啓後。在入面你可以找到搖滾樂最早期的元素,卻又可以聽出一些以往從未聽過的東西。
這張唱片更說著一個故事,是有關一個所謂外星人在地球當搖滾樂手的故事。唱片的名字叫作The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars,樂手的名字叫David Bowie。
你看看那個叫David Bowie的人的照片吧,你看到他左眼的瞳孔吧?我從來沒有看過地球人生成這樣。他說,那是他年青時與朋友為了爭女人打鬥被弄傷的,這個解釋真的是鬼話,誰也騙不了。同時,我也懷疑一個叫Bob Marley的樂手也不是地球人,他只是把頭上的古怪觸角裝成頭髮才暪得過地球人而已,腦袋生成這樣的宇宙人可不少。聽說Bob Marley的兒子叫做Ziggy Marley,我想他父子倆與Ziggy Stardust可能頗有淵源。而且,我肯定那個叫David Bowie的人即使是真真正正的地球人,他也必然與我們這些非地球人有關係。人們都說Ziggy Stardust是一個虛構的角色,但我想,既然我,一個所謂外星人,來到地球以後想當一個搖滾樂手,是如此的實在,那麼之前有其他星球的人想當搖滾樂手亦不是稀奇的事,唔,應該說,沒有才稀奇!這張唱片很可能不完全是創作,甚至是一張半傳記式的唱片,我對自己這個猜測信心十足。
唱片中的音樂如何就不多說了。我不相信其他人,但我相信威廉你與我一樣敏感,一樣懂得放開偏蔽,用心去欣賞感受,而不是只懂用偏執的腦袋去對待新鮮的事物。而且,即使要說我也不知道如何去說、從何說起,那就是因為要說的話太多,反而不知怎麼說才好。總之,我知道你會與我一樣喜歡上這一張老唱片吧……
唔,對不起,還是說一點吧,我怎麼可能忍得下呢?聽一遍整張唱片,你不得不配服那個David Bowie,他天生一副沉厚的嗓子,聲線的運用卻在整張唱片都非常奪目。那不是甚麼天籟、不是聽起來的零瑕疵,那是感情的傳遞上沒有瑕疵。第一首歌,Five Years,唱的是世界要在五年後毁滅的心態。那個傢伙唱起來,使我相信,錄音室中的他可能被人騙了,真的以為地球要在五年後被毁滅而崩潰起來。在最後一首”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”裡,他的聲音把我弄得久久不能釋懷,那完完全全就是一個”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”所應有的音色。
那個叫Mick Ronson的結他手,是那隊來自離地球不遠的火星的樂隊一員,你知道嗎?我突然覺得我窮一生苦練也彈不出他的那些結他旋律。那不是如重金屬的那種地球奧林匹克運動會式的結他速度跑,但他能夠彈出來的結他旋律更能扭動你的心靈,就像他的靈魂正在用電結他與你溝通,”Moonage Daydream”、”Ziggy Stardust”裡你都可以聽到那種不高速但很搖滾很動人的結他Riff……還有他的弦樂編曲及彈出的鋼琴……我不禁想,如果已經有像他這樣的一個結他手,我還去彈結他幹啥?我怎麼彈也不如他。不過,你知道嗎?這就是搖滾樂的過人之處,技術再好的樂手,有時也未必及得上一個爛結他手那般感動人!那一種自己動手去做然後表達自己的精神才是最重要。不過,即使如此,我始終相信自己永遠也不如Mick Ronson彈得那麼動人……唉。
說到自己動手做,那是及後搖滾樂的一個分支,崩樂非常重要的一環。唱片中的其中一首Hang on to yourself,在David Bowie開腔以前,很容易會誤會那是第一支打正崩樂旗號的The Ramones的作品……
我知道自己再不收口,就要變得言文失禁,寫得長篇大論,這張唱片實在有太多可以談談的地方,你知道嗎?你可以用一些簡單的字來把你對歌曲的記憶聯繫起來……就像Five Years裡你會很記得”Five Years”、Lady Stardust裡的”Alright”、”Hang on to yourself”的”Come on”、”Suffragette City”裡的”Hey man”、 ”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”的”Wonderful”……
你了解我這名正爭扎要當一名搖滾樂手的宇宙人,聽到另一名宇宙人來到地球後,努力地當上搖滾樂手後卻被毁滅的那一種心情嗎?
不只那樣的。我想,如果我真的當上一名搖滾樂手,我必然回不了故鄉。你知不知道,如果我們的家人、朋友,看到我背著一柄結他回來,到台上盡情地撕喊出每一個音符,那意味著甚麼?那意味著我在他們眼中成為了一件異物,一隻怪物。在一個大家都喜歡聽著靡靡之音的地方,最有感染力的音樂都會失效,因為根本沒有人會用心去感受……他們沉醉於樂手的容貌、刻意塑造的「偽真我」之中,他們為一張漂亮的臉孔呼喊,卻不知感動是何物。他們的一份熱情都用在爭名奪利之中,用在遵守世間的法則之中,他們不懂甚麼是打破成規,不認同反抗,對權貴不公的叛逆都成為了罪惡。生命應有的熱情,沒有了。
我感受到自己的懦弱,我沒有勇氣背負這一個擔子,對,我喜歡搖滾樂,卻根本不搖滾,我不能像Ziggy那樣,化為星塵……我仍然要過著隨波逐流的生活。
威廉啊,除了放下結他,你教我如何是好?
他發現,地球人的確有點小聰明,弄出了很多名堂—然而卻沒有大智慧,把地球弄得實在有點糟。因此,他一直都看不起地球人。
地球的天然風景在宇宙各式各樣的行星中也可算是相當不錯,但卻因為被人類破壞得太多,美麗的地方已經越來越少,對祖爾來說地球上的自然風景已經沒有甚麼吸引力。在這個小聰明卻笨的星球上,只有兩種完全愚蠢的東西先後能夠吸引祖爾。第一種是地球女人中愚蠢的那一類。地球的女人,很有趣,最有趣的是以她們對性的態度作分類。為金錢或名利與男人上床的女人並不愚蠢,因為她們都知道所得與所失的是甚麼,她們明白甚麼是交易。喜歡跟俊男上床的女人也不愚蠢,起碼她們了解自己喜歡些那麼,膚淺但清楚明白。喜歡性而跟男人上床的女人也不愚蠢,起碼她們有嗜好,而且這種嗜好在年老色衰時就不能繼續下去,誰能怪別人把握時機及時行樂?
但有一種女人,不知道甚麼叫愛情,也不知甚麼叫性,卻以愛情為人生的唯一目標,自稱跟某男人之間有愛情,因此與他上床,卻又不懂造愛,跟本不知道上床在愛情中的意義在那裡,人做,我也做罷了。
祖爾很喜歡這種女人,因為他從未見過如此愚蠢的高等生物,但這同時亦令他越來越看不起地球人。
而另一種愚蠢的東西,叫搖滾樂。
地球人真奇怪。這種搖滾樂,從根本而來就是一種享樂的音樂,那是因為對現況的一種不滿,轉化而來的發洩及縱樂。正如所有人都知道,發洩與縱樂對現況跟本沒有作用,然而大一群愚蠢的搖滾樂迷卻妄稱搖滾樂可以拯救世界,把搖滾樂奉作神明一般。很愚蠢嗎?肯定是,但我們卻不知道,祖爾這名外星人,才一接觸搖滾樂,就不由自主地喜愛上這種愚蠢的音樂。
祖爾故鄉的音樂沒有如此狂躁,那裡只有兩種音樂:聖樂與俗樂。那兩種音樂簡單來解釋,就好像地球上的古典樂與流行樂一般。固然,地球上古典樂不盡是聖樂,甚至自從沒有人聲的器樂大行其道以後,一切都變得再不一樣;而地球的宗教團體也喜愛用流行樂傳教 — 可能只是個別教派。而且,地球上的這兩種音樂與祖爾故鄉那些其實本來就不同……但總而言之,祖爾的故鄉的兩種音樂,一種只有高尚的人、自以為高尚的人能夠觸及,而另一種是只為賺取金錢、以工廠模式出產的商品,這倒也是與地球上那兩種音樂一模一樣。
祖爾第一次聽到這種專為人們發洩而設的搖滾樂時,心中驚嘆著:「竟然有這種音樂」。搖滾樂很簡單,樂手很多時沒有非常深厚的樂理根底,但卻是一種因為心中擁有一股怒火、不安、叛逆、熱情、悲哀、煩悶、情愛、性慾……甚麼都好,總而這之就是隨著心中一份不和諧而發的一種音樂。地球人喜歡把搖滾樂與性、藥物相提並論,那是因為它們都是當你抱著不礙事的心態試過一次以後,都是必然上癮的東西,而且,那都是在人類道德標準中帶有負面的禁忌意味的東西。不論是自然的發洩、還是經過修飾的表達,總而言之就是這種音樂,竟然可以同時如聖樂一般掀動所有人的情緒而又如俗樂一般受盡庸俗的人歡迎,因此成功騙了很多人:搖滾樂可以拯救世界。
如你所知,事實上是門都沒有。
不過,如同性與藥物,它的確撫慰了無數個空虛、不滿、叛逆的心靈,包括了祖爾這個外星人。因為這一種愚蠢,倒令祖爾喜歡上地球人。愚蠢的地球人有著各種虛偽、狡黠及勢利的特質,只有搖滾樂卻都是一片真誠 — 起碼大部分都是。
祖爾開始學習彈結他,每天到一個空曠的地方練練歌喉。他一邊努力的演練著,另一邊又不停買著各式搖滾樂唱片,他真的下了決心要當一個在地球的外星搖滾樂手。即使成不了名,可以當一名錄音樂手好,作地下樂手也好,還是組個車庫樂團……總之,他要找一個可以讓他吶喊的機會,像愚蠢的地球人一般吶喊的機會。
計畫本來進行的如火如荼,祖爾的結他技巧及歌唱本令也進步得很快。但,突然有一天,他放棄了。
沒有人知道是甚麼原因,地球人不知道,外星人不知道,祖爾的朋友也不知道。
直至他再一次寫信給身在故鄉的老朋友,那個原因才為人所知。
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唏,還好吧?
你還記得甚麼是搖滾樂嗎?哈,也是哪,我寫給你的每一份信都在談著這東西。這也是搖滾樂與別不同之處。我告訴你,自從我接觸到這一種音樂,我才理解我們星球的人太冷漠了。我肯定,那是因為我們的文化中沒有一種能引領你變得熱情的音樂;不是聽不懂的東西,就是聽完就算的東西。自出生以來,除了性以外,我從來沒有對任何事情如此熱衷過,這種音樂實在他媽的吸引。
我也對你說過我希望當一個搖滾樂手。但我告訴你,我已經放棄了。
最近我聽了一張可以說是來自古代的搖滾樂唱片。聽說,這張唱片是一個搖滾樂的經典,在那個離搖滾樂出生不太久的年代,作了一次承先啓後。在入面你可以找到搖滾樂最早期的元素,卻又可以聽出一些以往從未聽過的東西。
這張唱片更說著一個故事,是有關一個所謂外星人在地球當搖滾樂手的故事。唱片的名字叫作The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars,樂手的名字叫David Bowie。
你看看那個叫David Bowie的人的照片吧,你看到他左眼的瞳孔吧?我從來沒有看過地球人生成這樣。他說,那是他年青時與朋友為了爭女人打鬥被弄傷的,這個解釋真的是鬼話,誰也騙不了。同時,我也懷疑一個叫Bob Marley的樂手也不是地球人,他只是把頭上的古怪觸角裝成頭髮才暪得過地球人而已,腦袋生成這樣的宇宙人可不少。聽說Bob Marley的兒子叫做Ziggy Marley,我想他父子倆與Ziggy Stardust可能頗有淵源。而且,我肯定那個叫David Bowie的人即使是真真正正的地球人,他也必然與我們這些非地球人有關係。人們都說Ziggy Stardust是一個虛構的角色,但我想,既然我,一個所謂外星人,來到地球以後想當一個搖滾樂手,是如此的實在,那麼之前有其他星球的人想當搖滾樂手亦不是稀奇的事,唔,應該說,沒有才稀奇!這張唱片很可能不完全是創作,甚至是一張半傳記式的唱片,我對自己這個猜測信心十足。
唱片中的音樂如何就不多說了。我不相信其他人,但我相信威廉你與我一樣敏感,一樣懂得放開偏蔽,用心去欣賞感受,而不是只懂用偏執的腦袋去對待新鮮的事物。而且,即使要說我也不知道如何去說、從何說起,那就是因為要說的話太多,反而不知怎麼說才好。總之,我知道你會與我一樣喜歡上這一張老唱片吧……
唔,對不起,還是說一點吧,我怎麼可能忍得下呢?聽一遍整張唱片,你不得不配服那個David Bowie,他天生一副沉厚的嗓子,聲線的運用卻在整張唱片都非常奪目。那不是甚麼天籟、不是聽起來的零瑕疵,那是感情的傳遞上沒有瑕疵。第一首歌,Five Years,唱的是世界要在五年後毁滅的心態。那個傢伙唱起來,使我相信,錄音室中的他可能被人騙了,真的以為地球要在五年後被毁滅而崩潰起來。在最後一首”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”裡,他的聲音把我弄得久久不能釋懷,那完完全全就是一個”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”所應有的音色。
那個叫Mick Ronson的結他手,是那隊來自離地球不遠的火星的樂隊一員,你知道嗎?我突然覺得我窮一生苦練也彈不出他的那些結他旋律。那不是如重金屬的那種地球奧林匹克運動會式的結他速度跑,但他能夠彈出來的結他旋律更能扭動你的心靈,就像他的靈魂正在用電結他與你溝通,”Moonage Daydream”、”Ziggy Stardust”裡你都可以聽到那種不高速但很搖滾很動人的結他Riff……還有他的弦樂編曲及彈出的鋼琴……我不禁想,如果已經有像他這樣的一個結他手,我還去彈結他幹啥?我怎麼彈也不如他。不過,你知道嗎?這就是搖滾樂的過人之處,技術再好的樂手,有時也未必及得上一個爛結他手那般感動人!那一種自己動手去做然後表達自己的精神才是最重要。不過,即使如此,我始終相信自己永遠也不如Mick Ronson彈得那麼動人……唉。
說到自己動手做,那是及後搖滾樂的一個分支,崩樂非常重要的一環。唱片中的其中一首Hang on to yourself,在David Bowie開腔以前,很容易會誤會那是第一支打正崩樂旗號的The Ramones的作品……
我知道自己再不收口,就要變得言文失禁,寫得長篇大論,這張唱片實在有太多可以談談的地方,你知道嗎?你可以用一些簡單的字來把你對歌曲的記憶聯繫起來……就像Five Years裡你會很記得”Five Years”、Lady Stardust裡的”Alright”、”Hang on to yourself”的”Come on”、”Suffragette City”裡的”Hey man”、 ”Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide”的”Wonderful”……
你了解我這名正爭扎要當一名搖滾樂手的宇宙人,聽到另一名宇宙人來到地球後,努力地當上搖滾樂手後卻被毁滅的那一種心情嗎?
不只那樣的。我想,如果我真的當上一名搖滾樂手,我必然回不了故鄉。你知不知道,如果我們的家人、朋友,看到我背著一柄結他回來,到台上盡情地撕喊出每一個音符,那意味著甚麼?那意味著我在他們眼中成為了一件異物,一隻怪物。在一個大家都喜歡聽著靡靡之音的地方,最有感染力的音樂都會失效,因為根本沒有人會用心去感受……他們沉醉於樂手的容貌、刻意塑造的「偽真我」之中,他們為一張漂亮的臉孔呼喊,卻不知感動是何物。他們的一份熱情都用在爭名奪利之中,用在遵守世間的法則之中,他們不懂甚麼是打破成規,不認同反抗,對權貴不公的叛逆都成為了罪惡。生命應有的熱情,沒有了。
我感受到自己的懦弱,我沒有勇氣背負這一個擔子,對,我喜歡搖滾樂,卻根本不搖滾,我不能像Ziggy那樣,化為星塵……我仍然要過著隨波逐流的生活。
威廉啊,除了放下結他,你教我如何是好?
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Writtien by YH Lam. Original Posted at www.yickhong.blogspot.com
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